All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex.

Just with you though (via enolajay)


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21st April, Monday (9:33pm) Reblog +


It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.

On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.

— Douglas Adams

1st April, Tuesday (9:05pm) Reblog +